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“I asked you to take out the trash two days ago. The trash is still there. But you reorganized your entire video game shelf. Interesting.”
— My spouse
Dead seriousApril 9, 202684 votes

It gets worse

“I don't want to sound dramatic but if you load the dishwasher like that one more time I will perceive it as a declaratio...”
— My wife167 votes
“I'm not being passive aggressive. I'm being aggressive aggressive.”
— My wife156 votes
“We don't need a budget, we need more money.”
— My wife142 votes

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