Dead serious
7 quotes
“I don't want to sound dramatic but if you load the dishwasher like that one more time I will perceive it as a declaration of war.”
— My wife167 votes
“I'm not being passive aggressive. I'm being aggressive aggressive.”
— My wife156 votes
“We don't need a budget, we need more money.”
— My wife142 votes
“I'm adding this to the list. Yes, there's a list. No, you can't see it. Just know it's long.”
— My wife133 votes
“You are the love of my life but if you touch the thermostat one more time we're going to have a real problem.”
— My wife98 votes
“I asked him to plan date night and he suggested we go to the hardware store and then Wendy's.”
— My wife91 votes
“I asked you to take out the trash two days ago. The trash is still there. But you reorganized your entire video game shelf. Interesting.”
— My spouse84 votes