Privacy Policy

The Short Version

We collect as little data as possible. No accounts, no emails, no tracking. We just want you to laugh at what someone's spouse said.

No Personal Data Collected

This site does not require you to create an account, provide an email address, or share any personal information. You can browse, submit quotes, and vote completely anonymously.

IP Address Handling

To prevent abuse (like vote manipulation and spam reporting), we create a one-way hash of your IP address. This hash is used to deduplicate votes and reports. Your actual IP address is never stored in plaintext in our database. The hash cannot be reversed to recover your IP.

Cookies

We only use cookies that are essential for the site to function properly. We do not use cookies for advertising, analytics, or tracking purposes.

Third-Party Services

We do not use any advertising networks, analytics platforms, or tracking scripts. No Google Analytics, no Facebook Pixel.

We do use Sentry for error monitoring in production. When something breaks, Sentry collects technical details (error messages, browser type, page URL, and your IP address) so we can fix it. This data is used solely for debugging and is subject to Sentry's privacy policy. No advertising or user tracking is performed.

Data Storage

The only data we store is: submitted quotes (text, optional category, optional “said by” label), upvote counts, report counts, and hashed IP records for deduplication. That's it.

Data Retention

Published quotes are kept indefinitely unless removed by moderation. Deleted quotes are purged from the database. Vote and report records (containing only hashed IPs) are kept for deduplication purposes.

Changes to This Policy

If we ever add analytics or change how we handle data, we'll update this page. We have no plans to start harvesting your data. That's not what this site is about.