Terms of Service

What This Site Is

Shit My Spouse Says is a lighthearted, community-driven site where people anonymously share funny things their spouse or partner has said. By using this site, you agree to these terms.

User-Submitted Content

All quotes are submitted anonymously by users. By submitting a quote, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to display, distribute, and promote that content on this site and related channels (like social media).

You represent that any content you submit does not violate anyone's rights, is not defamatory, and does not contain personal identifying information about others without their consent.

What You Can't Post

Do NOT post:

• Real names, locations, employers, or identifying details
• False accusations designed to harm someone's reputation
• Hate speech, slurs, or harassment of any kind
• Threats or violent language
• Content involving minors
• Links, contact info, or spam

Violations will be removed. Repeated violations may result in an IP-level block.

Our Right to Remove Content

We reserve the right to remove any quote at any time, for any reason, without notice. This includes but is not limited to content that is hateful, harassing, contains personal information, or is reported by the community.

Anonymity

This site does not require accounts or collect personal information. Submissions are anonymous. We are not responsible for any content that may inadvertently identify a person. Do not post names, locations, or other identifying details.

No Warranties

This site is provided “as is” without warranties of any kind. We don't guarantee uptime, accuracy of content, or that reading these quotes won't make you snort coffee through your nose.

Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for any user-submitted content. Under Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, we are not considered the publisher or speaker of user-generated content. Users are solely responsible for what they post.

Changes to These Terms

We may update these terms from time to time. Continued use of the site means you accept any changes. We'll do our best to keep things fair and straightforward.