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“I don't want to sound dramatic but if you load the dishwasher like that one more time I will perceive it as a declaration of war.”
— My wife
Dead seriousMarch 27, 2026167 votes

It gets worse

“I'm not being passive aggressive. I'm being aggressive aggressive.”
— My wife156 votes
“We don't need a budget, we need more money.”
— My wife142 votes
“I'm adding this to the list. Yes, there's a list. No, you can't see it. Just know it's long.”
— My wife133 votes

Bet you have one too.

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