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“The way you fold towels tells me everything I need to know about how you were raised.”
— My husband
Completely unpromptedMarch 28, 202670 votes

It gets worse

“You look nice. Did something happen?”
— My wife94 votes
“If I'm ever in a coma, just whisper 'your sister was right' and I'll wake up to fight.”
— My husband85 votes
“This relationship is 50/50. You make the mess, I have the feelings about it.”
— My wife75 votes

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