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“If I'm ever in a coma, just whisper 'your sister was right' and I'll wake up to fight.”
— My husband
Completely unpromptedMarch 31, 202685 votes

It gets worse

“You look nice. Did something happen?”
— My wife94 votes
“This relationship is 50/50. You make the mess, I have the feelings about it.”
— My wife75 votes
“I support your dreams. I just wish your dreams included remembering to switch the laundry.”
— My wife71 votes

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