Completely unprompted
9 quotes
“You look nice. Did something happen?”
— My wife94 votes
“If I'm ever in a coma, just whisper 'your sister was right' and I'll wake up to fight.”
— My husband85 votes
“This relationship is 50/50. You make the mess, I have the feelings about it.”
— My wife75 votes
“I support your dreams. I just wish your dreams included remembering to switch the laundry.”
— My wife71 votes
“The way you fold towels tells me everything I need to know about how you were raised.”
— My husband70 votes
“I just want someone who looks at me the way you look at your phone when it's fully charged.”
— My girlfriend66 votes
“If I die, don't let my mom pick the photos.”
— My husband63 votes
“Our love language is me sending you TikToks you've already seen and pretending I found them first.”
— My boyfriend58 votes
“The dog listens to me better than you do.”
— My husband45 votes