“I'm adding this to the list. Yes, there's a list. No, you can't see it. Just know it's long.”
Dead seriousApril 6, 2026133 votes
“I'm adding this to the list. Yes, there's a list. No, you can't see it. Just know it's long.”
“Do not come at me about the credit card bill when you literally bought a boat last year because, and I quote, 'it spoke ...”
“I married you for your personality. I stay for the health insurance.”
“Let me get this straight. You forgot to pick up milk, which I texted you about three times with pictures, and your defen...”
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