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“Let me get this straight. You forgot to pick up milk, which I texted you about three times with pictures, and your defense is that you were 'thinking about space.' I want a divorce. Not really. But I want you to think I want one for the next twenty minutes.”
— My wife
In the middle of an argumentApril 2, 2026234 votes

It gets worse

“Do not come at me about the credit card bill when you literally bought a boat last year because, and I quote, 'it spoke ...”
— My wife267 votes
“I married you for your personality. I stay for the health insurance.”
— My wife247 votes
“I told my therapist about you and she made a face. Like, a professional face. It wasn't good.”
— My girlfriend211 votes

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