“I just want you to know that I'm not upset about the thing. I'm upset about the thing behind the thing. And also the original thing. And a third thing you don't even know about yet.”
In couples therapyApril 2, 2026198 votes
It gets worse
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— My wife267 votes
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— My wife234 votes
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