“I don't want to sound dramatic but if you load the dishwasher like that one more time I will perceive it as a declaration of war.”
Dead seriousMarch 25, 2026167 votes
It gets worse
“Do not come at me about the credit card bill when you literally bought a boat last year because, and I quote, 'it spoke ...”
— My wife267 votes
“I married you for your personality. I stay for the health insurance.”
— My wife247 votes
“Let me get this straight. You forgot to pick up milk, which I texted you about three times with pictures, and your defen...”
— My wife234 votes
Bet you have one too.
Submit a quote