“I need you to understand that when I said 'fine,' there were actually seven different emotions packed into that word and none of them were fine.”
In couples therapyMarch 25, 2026189 votes
It gets worse
“Do not come at me about the credit card bill when you literally bought a boat last year because, and I quote, 'it spoke ...”
— My wife267 votes
“I married you for your personality. I stay for the health insurance.”
— My wife247 votes
“Let me get this straight. You forgot to pick up milk, which I texted you about three times with pictures, and your defen...”
— My wife234 votes
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