“You look nice. Did something happen?”
Completely unpromptedMarch 21, 202694 votes
“You look nice. Did something happen?”
“Do not come at me about the credit card bill when you literally bought a boat last year because, and I quote, 'it spoke ...”
“I married you for your personality. I stay for the health insurance.”
“Let me get this straight. You forgot to pick up milk, which I texted you about three times with pictures, and your defen...”
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