“Sure, you remembered our anniversary. Only because your phone told you. Romance isn't dead but it's on life support.”
It gets worse
“You said you'd be ready in five minutes and that was forty-seven minutes ago. I've aged. I've grown as a person. I've ac...”
— My husband128 votes
“I saw the way that waitress smiled at you and I want you to know I could take her.”
— My girlfriend108 votes
“That shirt looked better on the hanger. And I say that with love.”
— My husband51 votes
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