“Do not come at me about the credit card bill when you literally bought a boat last year because, and I quote, 'it spoke to you.' A boat spoke to you, Derek. A boat.”
It gets worse
“Let me get this straight. You forgot to pick up milk, which I texted you about three times with pictures, and your defen...”
— My wife234 votes
“I'm not giving you the silent treatment. I'm giving you the chance to think about what you've done in a quiet environmen...”
— My wife139 votes
“No, go ahead. Explain. I could use a laugh.”
— My partner134 votes
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