In the middle of an argument
10 quotes
“Do not come at me about the credit card bill when you literally bought a boat last year because, and I quote, 'it spoke to you.' A boat spoke to you, Derek. A boat.”
— My wife267 votes
“Let me get this straight. You forgot to pick up milk, which I texted you about three times with pictures, and your defense is that you were 'thinking about space.' I want a divorce. Not really. But I ...”
— My wife234 votes
“I'm not giving you the silent treatment. I'm giving you the chance to think about what you've done in a quiet environment.”
— My wife139 votes
“No, go ahead. Explain. I could use a laugh.”
— My partner134 votes
“I'm going to need you to lower your voice because my rage can only handle one volume at a time.”
— My partner125 votes
“You know what your problem is? You think you're the main character. We're both the main character. It's an ensemble cast.”
— My fiance101 votes
“I'm not mad. I just have thoughts.”
— My husband88 votes
“I wasn't ignoring you. I was prioritizing silence.”
— My partner78 votes
“Google agrees with me. I checked.”
— My husband67 votes
“I don't have trust issues. I have 'you said you'd do the dishes and I came home to a science experiment' issues.”
— My spouse49 votes