“I can't sleep because my elbows are too loud.”
It gets worse
“Babe. Babe. The giraffes don't have enough pillows. We need to help them.”
— My husband192 votes
“Can you turn off the moon? It's too bright and it's looking at me weird.”
— My partner136 votes
“I had a dream you ate my leftovers and honestly I woke up a little mad at you for real.”
— My girlfriend127 votes
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