While half asleep

“Babe. Babe. The giraffes don't have enough pillows. We need to help them.”

“I can't sleep because my elbows are too loud.”

“Can you turn off the moon? It's too bright and it's looking at me weird.”

“I had a dream you ate my leftovers and honestly I woke up a little mad at you for real.”

“No, move the Wednesday. It's in the wrong place. Just slide it over.”

“Sleep is just free trial death and I want the full version.”

“Cheese is just milk that tried harder.”

“Tell the penguin I said thank you but the meeting is canceled.”

“You snore like a lawnmower with feelings.”

“Don't forget to water the wood. The wood is thirsty.”

“Don't talk to me until the Tylenol kicks in. And also maybe not after.”