“When I said 'whatever you want for dinner,' that was a test and you failed.”
It gets worse
“I married you for your personality. I stay for the health insurance.”
— My wife247 votes
“I spent three hours making this meal from scratch, used a recipe from your grandmother, and you're going to sit there an...”
— My husband173 votes
“I would die for you. But I would not share my fries for you.”
— My boyfriend143 votes
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