“If we ever get a divorce, I'm keeping the Costco membership. You can have the kids on weekdays.”
It gets worse
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— My girlfriend118 votes
“Listen, I love your family. I do. But if your brother calls me 'champ' one more time I'm going to become the kind of per...”
— My partner112 votes
“I don't care what the GPS says, I know a shortcut. It's through the emotional pain of trusting me.”
— My husband76 votes
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