“You're the reason I drink water.”
It gets worse
“I was going to let it go but then I thought about it for six hours and actually I have a few more points.”
— My wife178 votes
“Are you apologizing or are you just making sounds?”
— My wife161 votes
“I appreciate you apologizing but I need like 20 more minutes of being mad first. I'll let you know.”
— My wife147 votes
Bet you have one too.
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