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“I appreciate you apologizing but I need like 20 more minutes of being mad first. I'll let you know.”
— My wife
While I was trying to apologizeMarch 31, 2026147 votes

It gets worse

“I was going to let it go but then I thought about it for six hours and actually I have a few more points.”
— My wife178 votes
“Are you apologizing or are you just making sounds?”
— My wife161 votes
“I love you. Not right now. But in general.”
— My husband115 votes

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