“I need you to understand that when I said 'fine,' there were actually seven different emotions packed into that word and none of them were fine.”
It gets worse
“I told my therapist about you and she made a face. Like, a professional face. It wasn't good.”
— My girlfriend211 votes
“I just want you to know that I'm not upset about the thing. I'm upset about the thing behind the thing. And also the ori...”
— My wife198 votes
“I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.”
— My partner176 votes
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