In front of my parents
6 quotes
“I fell in love with your potential and I'm still waiting.”
— My ex149 votes
“I'm not saying I'm always right. But I've never been wrong in front of witnesses.”
— My husband140 votes
“I Googled 'is my husband a golden retriever' and some of the results were actually helpful.”
— My wife109 votes
“He asked me what I wanted for my birthday and then argued with my answer. Why did you ask.”
— My wife99 votes
“You know how some people have a resting face? You have a resting wrong opinion.”
— My husband54 votes
“Name one thing I've been wrong about this year. I'll wait. Actually, no I won't because there isn't one.”
— My husband46 votes